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Posted By SallieC on Monday 17 May 2010 at 08:08 pm - Quote
Steve: OH! it looks like your muff has been beaten again! 2-1! RE:
Posted By Stephen on Sunday 23 May 2010 at 07:45 pm - Quote
Vicky: There isn't a boat in Monopoly!
Steve: OK, Sarah, is there a boat in Monopoly?
Sarah: Yes, it's the ship.
Vicky: But a boat and a ship aren't the same thing!
Sarah: What's the difference?
Vicky: SIZE!!
Nick: [Shouting at Cara and Vicky as they are leaving for the bar to buy Steve and Nigel's birthday pints] Wait! Do you have enough Soc Cards?
[Vicky accidentally hits Ewan on the head]
Steve: Kiss it better, Vicky
Vicky: No.
Steve: Vicky, kiss his head!
Ewan: I feel like the Pope... RE:
Posted By Stephen on Wednesday 26 May 2010 at 12:17 pm - Quote
Lisa: [Watching "The Island" where Sean Bean is beating up Ewan McGregor] It would be really disappointing to be killed by someone from Yorkshire...
Steve: We should have another round of Barbershop Dave.
Marc: Good idea. Who's going to start?
Steve: Let's see who's lower. Daaaaaaaaaave...
Marc: Daaaaaaaave... [much deeper]. Wow, that was low. I feel like a black man.
Dave: [After discussing Jennie's decline in being social with EUWB] She's like Iran. We can talk to her and pester her and impose sanctions and stuff, but it's not really going to make a difference, is it? Nothing's going to change. RE:
Posted By Sarah G on Thursday 27 May 2010 at 04:21 pm - Quote
While playing Monopoly...
Stephen: What pieces are there?
Vicky: The hat, dog, thimble, and... the stoat.
Stephen: Erm, that's a wheelbarrow. RE:
Posted By Lisa on Friday 28 May 2010 at 12:37 am - Quote
Stephen: God, you have no idea how terrifying it is to sit next to a person of larger shape on a rollercoaster. You have double jeopardy. Not only could you be squished, but the bar is nowhere near close enough to my body to save me from being hurled out of the carriage.. Antwerpen 2010 Tour Quotes Part1 - Steve's Lot
Posted By Stephen on Thursday 10 June 2010 at 06:56 pm - Quote
Dave: I am not cut out to be Paris Hilton. She goes out socialising all the time and making porno videos⦠I just wouldnât be able to do that
[Upon seeing Joe walking in with a whole baguette sandwich]
Steve: That is a manly sandwich
Dave: Itâs more than that, itâs Jesus in a bun!
Steve: Look at the height of that manâs waistline
Emily: His wife must have dressed him. Either that or his wife is dead
Oli: I donât think heâs ever had a wife
Dan: I feel quite excited about being inside the King of Scandinavia
[Playing Irish Snap]
Dave: Even one finger counts
Cara: Iâve never much liked sleeping with sheep
Dan: You just say what you want to hear
Beth: I know, and itâs all about ME!
Oli: As thereâs a silence again⦠PENIS!
Dave: I canât wait âtil Iâm an old man because then you can get everyone to help you with stuff and make you cups of tea. But I want to be a grumpy old man too, because I want to be able to hit people with my stick
Lisa: But if youâre grumpy people wonât want to help you
Dave: Hmmm, Iâll just be incontinent too or something
Dave: Steve, is that boat going to Germany?
Steve: I donât think so. Why?
Dave: But itâs got a German flag on the back
Steve: Thatâs a Belgian flag, Dave
Dave: But I thought the German flag was red, black and green tooâ¦
[Discussing Dave and his pilotâs licence]
Oli: How can they test for colour-blindness in pilots but not life incompetence?
[Whilst quoting Oli]
Steve: How do you spell âincompetenceâ?
Mo: I think Dave is a bit of a closet⦠something
Steve: Whatâs that on the windowsill?
Finn: Thatâs my pot of creamy goodness
[Chanting in the street]
Oli: E-W-A-N spells weird!
[Discussing Finnâs decision to wear his kilt for a night out]
Steve: Have you chosen your dirty socks over clean underwear?
Finn: I choose dirty over clean every time!
Steve: Thatâll be something to tell the grandchildren in 5yrs time
Jo: 5yrs?! Youâll have to get a move on then, Nick. [Points at Nickâs crotch] Go forth and prosper!
Steve: But I donât like lifts. How big are they?
Chris Dickson: Bigger than your bum!
Lisa: Are you going to give it to me carefully or are you going to just throw it at me and put it in my mouth?
Ross: Do you want one of your beers from the sink, Dan?
Dan: Whatâs left?
Ross: A brown one and a blue one
Dan: Give me a brown one, and get a towel to dry it with
Sallie: Thereâs more to being social secretary than just streaking
Lisa: I canât get up at the moment, Iâm in Rossâs crotch
Lisa [a Geography student]: Iâve got a friend from South Shields. No wait, actually heâs from Kent
Bob: Vibble, I am *not* youâre private porn show
One of the DFDS Cabaret men: [to Steven D] Thanks for last night (wink)
A message on an A1 matrix board: Frustration causes accidents RE:
Posted By Lisa on Thursday 10 June 2010 at 11:47 pm - Quote
Finn: *sneezes*
Nick: Bless you, Jesus! RE:
Posted By Chris on Thursday 17 June 2010 at 11:39 pm - Quote
Chris: Turn the page and I'll spank you
Finn: You'd make a good librarian
Dr. Nick: Shhhhhh!
Tallet: Dave loved my grandma & my grandma loved Dave. It was a mutual loving.
Tallet: I should be in bed
Dan: You shouldn't exist
Finn: Can Jews fight? Because I'd love it if they got the shit kicked in them by a rabbi.
On why their team won (not quite sure what...)
Vicky: We get around
Dave: I just love popping things
Bob: Sex on the beach is really expensive
Cara: I think something just got turned on
Cat: I'm not drunk, I'm concussed from the air conditioning
Rosie: I've not had sex in the shower
Bob: Yes you have... it may not have lasted long, but it definitely happened
Chris (to large grolsch bottle): Shhhhhh!
Cat (while stroking the air conditioning): Friend...
Cat: I know we're married now, it's ok, .... ow! ....
Cara: Make it longer so I can get it in
Steven Douglas: You've put it in the wrong hole
Tallet: I'm sorry, but I'd definitely do it in front of Sarah
Cat: It's fine, Joe has pictures of me like this
Cat: Joe, I'll actually buy you a drink if you don't put these on facebook RE:
Posted By Dan on Friday 18 June 2010 at 11:09 pm - Quote
Lisa: i was just talking to cameron (pointing at stephen). RE:
Posted By Stephen on Saturday 19 June 2010 at 01:44 pm - Quote
Lisa: [On Emile Heskey] Why is he playing? He's old. HE should be dead by now!
Dan: I was busy weeing, stop disturbing me.
Dan: It was a mutual orifice raping. RE:
Posted By Steven on Saturday 19 June 2010 at 02:36 pm - Quote
While Danny was stradling Stephen
Stephen: I feel dirty
Danny: Does it matter?
Talking about lisa
Stephen: Don't push it up the sides, thats the way she likes it RE:
Posted By Stephen on Sunday 20 June 2010 at 12:21 pm - Quote
Steve: Yo do know what this song [George Michael] is about, right, Ewan?
Ewan: No.
Steve: Sex in a public toilet.
Becky: [Pops her head up from the row infront] Is the toilet on the coach working yet? RE:
Posted By Stephen on Wednesday 30 June 2010 at 12:31 pm - Quote
Lisa: Flute is an amazing instrument. I can play it whatever my mouth is doing. RE:
Posted By - on Thursday 1 July 2010 at 02:58 pm - Quote
Dave: My first word was digger ... I was such a man-kid.
Dave: Do you never get into bed and invent your own dream, like "I wonder what it would be like if I was a cowboy".
Lydia: [Discussing dressing Marc as a pimp] Wow, that medallion really enhances your pecs
Dave: It's a giant massive egg! It's bigger than a chicken!
Dave: I don't have two ears!
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